General Chat

Pauline,

Just to let you know my boobs have gone up in size with all the holiday food !

Can't think why any MAN could turn away from that ...!!LOL

So we will have to advertise for a kind gentle hunky Man that can tolerate ALL of us....Do you think there is any out there ???

Dont forget I begs first to interview them (flashing my eyelashes) !! looking for applicants .

I'll let you write the advert out Marilyn, make a list of what you're looking for in a man. Try to get it all on one page.......lol

**** Looking for a Male Or Males for Friendly Thread *****


Got to be funny.
Lovely & kind & caring.
Non argumentative
Age from 18-100 (Although preferably not over 95yrs.)
Can make tea or coffee at any given time.
Not to worry about looks as we cant see you anyway (But it does help) !!
Helps if you can put us all to bed at night .!!( I mean say goodnight) !!
Interviews takes place anytime by anyone of us girls that happens to be on thread....Although I have the last decision ..overall !!

Desperate !!! LOL

pmsl Marilyn

Could we put in there somewhere that a general George Clooneyness, (while not being mandatory), might help get my vote?

Edit: Oh, and a man who knows that when you're rabbitting on about what a problematic day you've had, you don't actually want him to go into Superhero mode and solve every problem, you just want him to listen and then dispense a nice warm hug.

Dormouse, You got it !

LOL

We want him to be like putty...so we can mould him however way we want !!

I think it was GG whom asked me if I was on a diet.
No fear, well it suppose it could be a see food diet.!! LOL Plenty of chocolate, ideally Cadburys
I am pilling more in than I ever was BUT I am burning it off doing manual work. IT'S GREAT. :)

Yes I had wondered how the lady with 8 babies was going to manage breast feeding them all???

Oh Dear I suppose I have got rid of all the applicants now...!

I'm on my long lunch break,back to work in 2 hours, I suppose it would be called a banana split shift LOL

Lady,

You must be freezing doing all that manual work.....in this weather.

Have you got thermals ?

I could do with some manual work to rid my 1lbs, but not in the fields !!

It's not cold now Maz. Bilimin was a few weeks ago though.
No thermals, their for old ladies LOL

LOL Lady,

I think Pauline wears them....good job she has gone out !!

Anyone about?

I could have done with some thermals last week.........lol

I'm here Dormouse but only for a couple of minutes.

Did Marilyn put a thread up or is the advert just on this thread?

I'm going to have a look to see if she did.


edit:
It's just on this thread. Looks like we'll have to go and drag sombody on. We must be able to find somebody. I'll look for some rope so we can tie him to the thread when we get him here.


I don't think many men read this thread!!!

Perhaps we need to say some magic words?

Um...... Football..... that might do it.

Or...... It's Happy Hour - free beer on the Friendly Thread!!!

Now we wait...............................

Edit: On second thoughts, maybe that's not going to attract the sort of men we want.....................

jus nipping in for me coffee!

wers shelly today!!

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100 yes done it again

Hi all just pop in have not read back yet as im doing dinner and will pop back later

Cheat!!!