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errrrrrr thats cheesey coleslaw, cos barbs socks fell in it pmsl x

Well does she have a choice of salads?

its bugs and mud and more bugs and slugs

lol, runs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Right that's it now, Alko, no mercy

Amanda, that salad has had a good rinse hun, I did it right after I rinsed out my socks that fell in the soup, and I've got a lovely bit of coleslaw to go with it...

Hello MmAmanda,

Sorry but there's been such a to do with that Alko, and the sausage rolls got a bit burnt, I'm all on my own, because Taff's had to go to the Cash & Carry again, to replace the sausages Keith stole, right love what kind of salad would you like...

Ohhhh no Barb, he will show mercy, wait and see

And look you have a customer, its Amanda,

dont eat the salad it hasnt been washed and errrr bugs and all

HEALTH AND SAFETY

Just you wait Alko, Merlin will show you no mercy and he'll be mad you thwacked me with the fly swatter..

Right i'am back
now ....whats on the menu
burnt sausage rolls ,i'll steer clear of them ,already had burnt bacon
to much carbon in one day is bad for you
better have salad no cooking required

She thwacked me with the fly swatter Shimms so I'm waiting for Merlin to cart her off to the cazbah,,saw they solved it, was a good one hun.

Helppppppppppppppppppppppp

Cazbah, nooooooooooooooo

im hiding, sorry Barb can we make up, im scared on my own, all sorts coming

Shimms my big sis..............................................................

Forgot to tell you Barb i cant cook lol xx

Skips in .........

Barb, Barb, they solved it!

Yeyyyyyyyyy!

Oh, where's Alko, has she gone? xxx

Phew

She's gone thank goodness, she was quite vicious with that swatter, will hide it behind the counter, she'll not get it again, am gonna set Merlin on to her, get her taken off to the cazbah.

ouch that hurt, mwahhh......................

You can be the cook if you want Alko till Taff gets back, will pay you mwahhh.............

i got the fly swat,

whollop!!!!!!!!!

Got you Barb and it serves you right for leaving me yesterday all one my own lol,

thought it might be a good idea to hire a "decent" cook lol

>>> Oh bless, I did too ...

AGAIN!!!

You are kind, thank you Barb ((((((((((((hug))))))))))))))))))))

Jackie's on the case now, best run, back later. xxxx

Right where did I put that fly swat, tsk, wait till Taff gets back you'll be in trouble then Alko...

£2.25 for a burnt sausage roll and a cold coffee

no way..................................

Shimms

did you accidently put the answer up on the numbers because I'm sure I saw it, so will not have a go because I know the answer now.lol

Oh thanks Shimms, are they okay.just brush the burnt bits ta

Yes, I'm sorry can you see the sign

Please do not ask for tick as a refusal may cause offence...


And I've also borrowed Joy's fly swat for troublesome customers, so be warned.

That'll be £2.25 please, I've given you discount.

>>> You okay Alko?

Isn't it just Barb, ohhhhhhhhhh what's that smell, quick close the door, the fire extinguishers >>>>>>>>>>>>>