General Chat

Pass the soap washes Merlins mouth out lol

Thanks HB
Taff has had to go for a long lie down, she's fair worn out bless her, we will be re-opening in the morning and you lot will have to mind your P's & Q's we're to be a upmarket greasy spoon.

Merlin, watch out for Jen, she's after you....
None of your tricks now and we'll be a bit fussy about who we employ, come back tomorrow and we'll see what we can do.:))x

Hi Shemp

Will had you to the list, don't know if we made enough today to buy a dishwasdher, could get you a nice bowl and a sponge!!!

Puffs and pants through the door of said new establishment.

Heres half a dozen baskets as per request for the soup, holes a bit on the small side mind.

Nice gaff you got now, bit better than last one.

Puffs and pants back out of new swankier establishment.

Top notch as in "Plastic Palace" Are you having Dancing Girls? Keith would like that,and may I suggest a certain party who has just returned from an enforced holiday from GR.as A "Punka Wallah". Anyway soon I will be rejoining my friends to raid the Joint. There will be "The Sheik" "Sammuri" and "Hanibul the Canibul" he,s a terror,eats anyone in sight,So you and Jen better watch out.You could end up either being Eaten, Or sold off into the Slave trade, or even sent to be a "Geisha",take care o9n your reopening .We,ve got our eyes on you.**M**.pmsl.

Hello Merlin, how are you?

You're a bit too late we've had to close down due to the Enviromental Health Officer on the prowl, but we are re-opening tomorrow in our new premises and will be taking on new staff then, we are still looking for a washeruperer, so you may apply for the job if you want.
Don't think Taff will pay for a licence and as Managing Director, we'll have none of your choppy choppy men in here, it's going to be a top notch Caff this one.......

Excuse Me Barb2,I don,t remember you applying for a Franchise from me to open this Cafe. I do hope you,re not buying your food from your mates at the Boot Sales.Very Unhygenic.Unless License Paid for will send in the Elf and Safety Mob.to sort it. And The "Deadly Sammuri"with his "Choppy Choppy Men" Theyre good for slicing Bacon and Scrambling Eggs( At a Price to be Agreed. **M**.pmsl

Blooming heck,,right Grand Re-opening in the morning.. See you later, go get your feet up, you've had a busy day....

CAFF CLOSED FOR RENOVATION EVERYONE........

Barb,. we dont want Bloomers!!!!! we want blooms!
See you bright and early in the morning!

Right Taff

got us some lovely bloomers for the tables now, think we had better go upmarket seeing as how we've had no luck today, we will announce the Grand re-opening tomorrow and they will all be amazed....

Barb,. we need some fresh flowers for the tables, see what she got nice, at a reasonable price, of coarse!!

Got to go sit in the flower shop next door while she makes a delivery, be back soon...x

Ooh that is nice of you Helen....

Oooh yes Helen,I will do the sign writing!

Sounds perfect to me Barb,. Welcome aboard Jackie!!

Do think I might rustle up some customers if I don my old sandwich board and have a wander?

Right, I've found us a nice Caff in the town centre, all mod cons, nice tableware and if we take Jackie on as pastry cook and you do a few nice Welsh dishes, we could maybe do better, what do you think?

I think we'd better close this afternoon and open again for business tomorrow, what do you think?

Barbara
Bit late applying but I'm ok in the kitchen. Have made sausage rolls by the hundreds for parties. Do you need a Pastry Chef ?
I am pretty good at Cheesecake and Blackforrest Cakes too. Have references if required. Just ask my family lol
Waiting with baited breathe ......Oh whats the pay like by the way and do we get breaks? Got to have Airconditioning in the kitchen though you know how I hate the heat

I think we had better go for the stainless steel this time, we made a very nice profit off that pair!!