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Opening for business soon,........... 'TAFF'S CAFF

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LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 13:21

Right we'll be on our way then and maybe we can open up on B & Qs car park, they're very upmarket, did you get the plastic utensils off that woman, or should we get some of that nice stainless steel?

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 13:19

hooks caravan to trailer, dumps all passengers and left overs that were already here when we moved in!
Barb,. we Must up-grade this joint!!

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 13:16

Oh flip taff, just had a phone call from the Enviromental Health, we've been reported already, quick go dump that dodgy meat over the wall, I'll get cleaned up, chuck those folks out, they're a bit smelly now, he's a hoorible shade of green....

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 13:15

She ordered the soup in a basket, so did we give her a shovel?
I wonder where thats gone as well, hope she hasnt eaten it!!

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 13:13

Thanks for the custard Shimms, sorry I thought it was paste for the new wall stickers, never mind, no one will notice!

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 13:12

he looks a bit green around the gills Taff, what did he have to eat, don't worry I'll frisk her before they leave, blooming cheek, good job we decided against silver, but they're not cheap those plastic ones you know

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 13:10

I here! just nipped outside for a we.....wheelie bin!
That bloke with the wooden leg looks well out of it? what did you give him to drink Barb?
And his Oh looks a bit on the dodgy side....wheres the plastic knives and forks gone?

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 13:05

Well this business is turning out really well, my waitresses have gone missing, Keith has not turned in for work and now Taff the cooks gone orf too....

I don't know........ just can't get the staff......

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 12:57

Thank you for that, we love lumpy custard andit will be perfect with the Spotted Dick......

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 24 Feb 2009 12:55

>>>>> Can't stop, just made some delicious homemade custard ... full of vanilla pods, lumps of cornflour and more, thought it might go well with your Spotted Dick ...>>>>

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 12:54

Well the foods all ready now, looking anxiously out the Caff door, no-one around yet.....

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 12:39

Sorry Taff, had to go over the sewage farm, did I miss him....

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 12:29

Quick, theres one coming!!! Unscrew his wooden leg and hit him over the head with it!

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 12:25

Oh Sorry Taff, I'm always doing that...

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 12:21

Pull your skirt out of your knickers first barb,.We dont want that sort in here!!

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 12:20

OY ANYONE ABOUT, DINNERS NEARLY READY, POT ROAST AND SPOTTED DICK, COME AND GET IT......

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 12:19

mmmm, smells lovely Taff, what you can do with a few veggies is nobodies business, will go out and try to drum up some trade....

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 12:18

Well, the smell is overtaking the sewage and gas works.......So fingers crossed..(or in my case eyes crossed)

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 12:17

How about a nice brandy trifle/ I know your partial to it..LOL

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 12:16

wmsl......okay, you've got to feel sorry for her haven't you...lol

How's the grub doing, might get some customers soon...