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Opening for business soon,........... 'TAFF'S CAFF

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LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 11:56

I can see this Caff is going to be a great success Taff, we haven't had a customer yet, the waitresses have all gone missing and even Keithh the barrow boy has done a runner, good start eh....

Put the kettle on love, I've got some nice coffee here and some Earl Grey, keep it in the bottom drawer just for us......

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 11:56

We could always put ant-acids on the table, instead of after 8's?

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 11:54

Well there's a sewage plant accross the road, won't matter if the loo blocks we can nip it over the wall..

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 11:53

ummm Barb,. what was that again? the loo boxes or soup baskets?
Oh well, both can be recycled.........

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 11:51

We can always recycle them, that will keep the council off our backs for a while!

Hoobity

Hoobity Report 24 Feb 2009 11:50

No probs Taff

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 11:50

Just the one box then Taff, they'll have to go steady

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 11:49

Hmmm, Some paper baskets please HB, we can have soup in a basket then!

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 11:48

BTW, I have to bring my cats in, cant find a catsitter!

Hoobity

Hoobity Report 24 Feb 2009 11:48

Got to go now, time for my phsio appointment but will look in later to see how its getting on.
Btw I will be passing the pound shop if you lot need owt for the caff

Hoobity

Hoobity Report 24 Feb 2009 11:45

Chief cook and the waitresses must be smokers and be fully trained in the art of balancing a fag on their bottom lip at all times...well we have to keep up appearances

edit: actually I used to be able to do that when I was a smoker lol

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 11:44

O no barb,. Only the jeyes loo paper, you know, the stuff with a slippery side to it................

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 11:44

Yes but it will act like a sail on the way back.


Just picture it girls, kilt whipping around his hairy legs, get the bike out Taff....lol

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 11:43

OOh and loose tops on the salt and pepper!
We can ask them to pay again for more food!

Hoobity

Hoobity Report 24 Feb 2009 11:42

Not the bike Taff, its windy, it will blow up his skir err kilt, thats what I meant kilt

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Feb 2009 11:42

I'm cutting up some old newspaper here for the loo, but maybe we should buy some of that hard paper, after all this is a upmarket Caff for discearning clients...

Will put that on Keithh's list

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 11:41

No loo roll allowed! and an old towel to dry their hands on.

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 11:40

Peddles for his bike? or does he have a basket in the front?

Hoobity

Hoobity Report 24 Feb 2009 11:39

Greasy walls and blocked loo's are a must

Taff

Taff Report 24 Feb 2009 11:39

Right HB! Ketchup bottles with drips, a must have!!