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Allan

Allan Report 19 Aug 2017 22:47

Men have to slow down their thought processes to allow women time to catch up :-P :-D :-D

As for itchy finger, perhaps the title of the Thread is great camouflage ;-)

Caroline

Caroline Report 19 Aug 2017 21:25

:-D :-D

Itchy finger must be on holiday....

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 19 Aug 2017 20:34

"my girlriend doesn't think twice about borrowing my Tee shirts..".

but when i tried on one of her dresses, its................



"we have to have a little talk!!!"

Caroline

Caroline Report 19 Aug 2017 13:05

See give them enough time they get there... :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 19 Aug 2017 00:59

Exactly!! :-D

Allan

Allan Report 19 Aug 2017 00:57

Because husbands are jokes in themselves :-P :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 19 Aug 2017 00:28

Caroline, I was just about to ask, what's with the 'my wife' jokes.
You know why there aren't a lot of 'my husband' jokes?


Because it's a given!!! :-)

Allan

Allan Report 18 Aug 2017 23:56

Ban the sale of pre shredded cheese; make Britain grate again :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 18 Aug 2017 23:52

Typical men! :-D

Allan

Allan Report 18 Aug 2017 22:52

My wife was complaining to me recently that I never listen to her :-|

At least, that is what I think she said :-D

Allan

Allan Report 12 Aug 2017 12:38

:-D :-D :-D

My wife says that I'm no good at repairing electrical appliances :-(

Well, is she in for a shock :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 12 Aug 2017 12:29

My missis just said shes going on a diet..
don't do that i said, there's not much of you now, you'd disappear and all that would be left would be a nagging voice walkin around

Allan

Allan Report 12 Aug 2017 12:24

My mate's wife left him because of his gambling habit. All he thinks of now is how to win her back


:-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 12 Aug 2017 04:10

:-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 12 Aug 2017 00:32

:-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 12 Aug 2017 00:18

I know that feeling :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 12 Aug 2017 00:07

Tut tut, Bob

I really should report you, but I can't be assed ;-)

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 11 Aug 2017 23:41

:-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 11 Aug 2017 16:18

Oki doke

pinched from a recent email.....


A southern gentleman went to Las Vegas . Sitting in a cocktail lounge, and sipping on some bourbon, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of aass?"

"Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.

Then she looked around the room, smiled and said, "Sure, why not? You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"

When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Will there be anything else?"

"Why yes, " replied the southerner . "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me. It was real sweet and right neighbourly of ya. But where ah come from down in Luzianna, we lahk our bourbon real cold, so ah still need a piece of aass for mah drink."

Caroline

Caroline Report 6 Aug 2017 15:31

Go on you know you want to....