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:-D :-D couldn't get those eyes to focus again Allan ?

I don't know; I didn't inspect it too closely ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Was it Quorn?

LOL way too much info thanks :-D

Too nice for politics?

I'll have you know that in the Lodge I'm known as the greasy eminence behind the throne :-P :-D :-D

I'll also own up to leaving something else behind the throne, but that was due to a medical emergency :-D :-D :-D

No Allan you're far too nice for Politics.

Can anyone join your DUP?

What costs will there be after the initial one?

But not political parties, Caroline :-D :-D

I am about to form my own political party the DUP.

That is an acronym for Drunk Unreliable People ;-)

The initial cost of membership is a case of whisky (preferably single malt) to be sent to a PO box in Western Australia.

We may even apply for EU membership, although ultimately that will be inevitable :-0

By the way EU is an acronym for Extraction (of) Urine :-D :-D :-D :-D

I've just worked it out...the thread about drinking is this one isn't it? Allan and his parties.....

...............to a cold pork dinner...

............. counting down.

It's now officially winter here, Maggie, and our cat has taken to sleeping on either of the easy chairs, or the sofa, that gives him the best view of the fire.

Unfortunately, the suite id dark blue in colour, whilst the cat is ginger.

He does have a blanket to sleep on which we put on the furniture.

Needless to say that with a true cat's sheer bloody mindedness, he sleeps on any of the furniture not covered by the blanket :-| :-| :-D :-D

...I'm waiting for Betty (cat) to remove herself from the 'Sainsbury's' bag for life, that she regards as her bed, so that I can move said bag, as it's in the way of my 4am pee dash.
Loo downstairs - cat in pathway of half-asleep dash to the loo before I completely wake up :-| I don't want to stand on her.

Betty also has a rather large box, (about 3ft x 2ft) on it's side, that is her 'other' bed.
It only takes up a large fraction of the small room.

I do have a sofa, comfy chair, 2 dining chairs and wicker chair with fake sheepskin covering in the room, all of which she has (occasionally) slept on.
But this week, it's the bl**dy bag I forgot to remove from the floor :-| :-| :-|

Booze? What booze? :-S

Plenty of water on tap ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Hmmm.... you wouldn't lie would you just to have all the booze for yourself..... :-D :-D

The Invites were posted yesterday :-0 :-D :-D :-D

And we weren't invited Allan ??? :-D :-P

Need a bland life?

My wife left this morning so I've bought a motorbike and held a wild party with lots of women and booze.

I don't know what she'll say when she gets home from work.


That blade of grass has grown another 0.001 mm

My grandad had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from Chester zoo :-0 :-D :-D