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Bows & scrapes...bows & scrapes... (if they make me clean the bathroom with a tooth brush, I know who I shall nominate) lol

pardon - who are you 'king' monty - obviously you didnt read my introduction i dont do 'manual' work if you require tea etc i suggest you get one of the commoners within this strange place to do it for you im orf for a relaxing dip in the hottub - see you all in a mo

Pmsl Jeff excellent poem as always !! Don't worry Jeff remember this task is only til midday tomorrow and there are nominations on Monday !!!! x

To KIng Monty, Queen Lil ans Duchess Jackie. I am Jeff your humble servant, I am at your beck and call, But please don't lay it on too thick Or I'll b*gger off o'er th' wall.

HELLO LORRAINE BIG BROTHER DOES NOT ALLOW BOOKS INTO THE HOUSE. BIG BROTHER SUGGESTS THAT YOU LEAVE YOUR 5TH ITEM FOR NOW AND COME TO SEE HIM ONCE A NON BANNED ITEM HAS BEEN DECIDED UPON. Am liking the name by the way :0) xx

O dear well im not sure as to what else i would need suppose i could take in a good book on etiquette maybe i could use it as a teaching aid for the commoners in here Thank you BB for allowing me to enter I think i will use this time to meditate and to learn things about the common man and woman of course lol

HELLO LORRAINE THIS IS BIG BROTHER. HOUSEMATES ARE FORBIDDEN TO BRING IN ANY BUTLERS OR HOUSE MAIDS . PLEASE RETHINK YOUR 5TH LUXURY ITEM. THANK YOU

Good afternoon well i suppose i ll audition then if i have to Im 26 (i wish lol) and very posh indeed. I have several maids of my own and am not used to having to 'rough' it with commoners. My temperament is that of a laid back nature but if i have to do menial jobs such as cooking and cleaning then i have been known to chuck a mental now and again - i dont even know what a hoover or iron is (not kidding lol) My luxury items are Several cases of Champers Life supply of chocolate - but only the finest imported chocs from belgium Own bed - 4 poster with silk sheets cigerettes - and i will not be sharing these and of course my own butler, cook and maid Thank you and of course i must add that i will be of a huge benefit to the house as i have seen that maybe some of the other house mates really do need the company of a proper Lady!!!!

LOL why di they go over the wall, Rosie may of been upset she wasnt the Queen and didnt want to be me lady in waiting off with her HEAD Queen Lixx

Looks like it's sardines on toast then!!!

Found it, pinched it, drank it !!! Hic

hello id back init from hiding did you get the red wine from behind the shed init

HELLO THIS IS BIG BROTHER COULD HOUSEMATES PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THE FIRST NOMINATIONS WILL BE TAKING PLACE ON MONDAY. YOU DO NEED TO CONSIDER WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE THE GR BB HOUSE. WE HAVE HAD TWO HOUSEMATES DISAPPEAR OVER THE WALL ROSE AND VALLEY SO WE DO HAVE SPACE FOR 2 MORE PEOPLE SHOULD ANYONE WISH TO JOIN IN PLEASE ADD TO THIS THREAD WITH YOUR AUDITION AND YOUR 5 LUXURY ITEMS. THE FIRST TWO TO DO SO WILL BE GIVEN ADMITTANCE INTO THE GRBB HOUSE.

Sea Bass your Majesty or would you prefer sardines on toast??

King Monty Smith niether can I, hope its worth it Lilxx

OK King Monty get yer sandals and socks off......................

BIG BROTHER WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT QUEEN LIL DUCHESS JACKIE AND KING MONTY ARE TO BE ADDRESSED AS SUCH AT ALL TIMES. FAILURE TO DO SO COULD RESULT IN FAILING THIS TASK. FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH (REASONABLE) ORDERS FROM THEM WILL ALSO BE CONSIDERED A FAIL

Kris as you are the only one around at the mo will you give monty a foot massage, Thanks Oh after you have done me Brekkie Lilxx

Oh and after that can u change the Toilet seat as the Real HRH has her own LOL that is so true I have seen it, Lilxx

Oh yea Kris that would be lovely, can u do some for me lady in waiting too and you may have some Lilxx