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Housemate number 5 is our Rose. Rose is told she blows off in bed other housemates need not worry though as she claims they smell of roses !!! Rose has also been told that she snores though she disputes this , This is Rose''s audition: HI IM ROSIE IM 35 (NEARLY 36) IM A SPOLIT BRAT IM ALWAYS ALWAYS RIGH (EVEN IF IM WRONG) I LIVE NEAR HEATHROW BUT I LOVE A LAUGH ROSEX OH YER AND IM A LAZY MOO Rose has yet to submit her luxury items ---------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ---- Housemate number 6 is Catherine. I don''t need to say too much cos her audition speaks volumes lolololol Well it''s all going aka Noel Gallagher Style Hi I''m catherine 40 from Manchester fun lovin friendly intelligent and very sarky. Down to earth but not rough. pick me and you now your stuff. so if you want a treat pick me and i promise I won''t pick me feet. I''m blonde I''m beautiful you met your match I bet I am such a catch so pick me you won''t be sorry I promise I ain''t no Horry. twirls audition ends...... Catherines luxury items are: 1) Photo''s of me family 2) Manchester City Poster 3) Magic Knickers 5) Man doll. 6) Poster of Anthony Keidis I''d borrow Hayleys straightners and Monty''s KY. ------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------- -- Contestant number 7 is Jeff. Jeff is one of GR''s resident poets - he hasn''t offered too much info as yet but we hope to get to know him better during the course of this game. This is Jeff''s audition: Hello my name is Jeff And I''m told I''ve got bad breaf, So if you let me in it I might only last a minute Jeff Lol Don''t have any luxury items listed for Jeff as yet ------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------- - Contestant number 8 is Hayley Wilde Childe who appears to be attempting to smuggle in a maid servant - however Big Brother is aware of this and is watching her very closely. This is Hayley Audition lol me me me me me me me me.................... Hayleys luxury items are: Cigs pooter (BANNED BY BIG BROTHER) hairstrightners personal maid (BANNED BY BIG BROTHER) BC.. (most welcome to join but unable to be taken into GRBB as a luxury item*whispers BC I will pm you - I have a cunning plan lololol*) ------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------- --------

Yes Muffy lets be knowing June xx

go on then put us out of our misery.

First can we please welcome House mate number one JEAN POOL. Jean is the 21st most influential person in the world lol .In her audition Jean said: Ooooh I''m mad me! Nominate me and I promise to hide the loo roll. Jean also admits to talking in her sleep. Jeans luxury items are: Whoopie cushion. Although probably won''t need one. Ear plugs for when it gets too much. Razor for shaving other housemates eyebrows off while they are asleep. Chocolate laxatives passed off as cadburys chocolate...Did I mention I will be hiding the toilet roll? And a big dummy incase I should throw a tantrum. --------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- --- Housemate number 2 is Lil she is extremely houseproud and tidy this was her audition: I’m Lil a Glamour’s Gran of 2 the third on his way, I’m a very professional person when at work cos they pay me too be LOL, I have very strong Family Values and Opinions but that’s just my individuality, I love to spend my well earned money cos as my Gran would say you come in the world and you leave with nowt SO ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN cos u cant take it with u Her luxury items are: Fags Make Up Male escort (BANNED BY BIG BROTHER) Pics of the family me own Pillow and quilt ------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------- - Housemate number 3 is TOR who admits to never having seen big brother !!! Tor holds the record for having the most luxury items veto''d by Big Brother. *tuts* This is TOR''s audition Just turned 40 Biker Babe who likes leather. Long Red hair 5'' 3'' curvy rather than slim Listens to LOUD rock music Reads anything and everything. Oh just give me a place - I''m perfect. (apart from my cr*p interpersonal skills) TOR''s Luxury items are: Updated at 14.30 cos BB banned an item Updated at 16.50 cos BB banned another item Ipod (Now banned) Jack Daniels (lots) Cigarettes Moisturiser Tigger hotwater bottle & Cover Explosives to stick in BBs you know what (Added to Banned List) Ann Summers Gift Box c/w contents ------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ------- Housemate number 4 is Teresa W Teresa also admits to talking in her sleep and has a 'thing' about Dermot. This is Teresa''s audition: I''m Teresa, 47 Rock chic/ageing hippy Long hair as wild as the rest of me Keep me in and see my wild side snarllllllllllllllll Teresa''s luxury items are: Hair straighteners Moisturisers Wine Fags Whip (to whip all the other housemates into shape) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

HOUSEMATES THIS IS BIG BROTHER. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO PM ME YOUR 2 NOMINATIONS FOR THE 2 HOUSEMATES YOU WOULD WANT EVICTED. BB WILL EVICT THE ONE WHO ACHIEVES THE MOST VOTES ON A PUBLIC VOTE. I NEED VALID REASONS BUT PLEASE PM DO NOT ADD TO THE THREAD IT IS A TOTALLY SECRET BALLOT. BIG BROTHER AWAITS YOUR NOMINATIONS.

Just get on with it and tell us lol