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lol....Anna. Well if Lew can hand out pills, and Mary grow her own Marry-who-ya -wanna....then I'm allowed to sniff paint.....lol Lara. Good news for your sister in law re the operation, mate. Must be a worrying time. Tony Oz..:>))) High on thinners.......wooooopie...lol

Been sniffing too much paint fumes Mr Purple People Eater??? No good for you you know. Makes you see little purple men in short shorts. :>)

Wot you drinking Inspecta? No wunner you see lil purple men Jood

WHOOOOOAH....did someone mention...short shorts!!!!! <( 0 )> ' Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky It had the one long horn, one big eye. I commenced to shakin' and I said 'ooh-eee' It looks like a purple people eater to me. It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater. (one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater) A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' puple people eater Sure looks stange to me. (one eye?) Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me I heard him say in a voice so gruff I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me. (one horn?) I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine But that's not the reason that I came to land I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater (we wear short shorts) Flyin' purple people eater sure looks strange to me. And then he swung from the tree and lit on the ground. He started to rock, really rockin' around It was a crazy little ditty with a swingin' tune (sing aboop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom) Well, bless my soul, rock and roll flyin' purple people eater. Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple peopleeater. Flyin' little people eater Sure looks strange to me. (purple people?) And then he went on his way, and then what do you know. I saw him last night on a TV show. He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head......... ( Tequila)

Yes, very spiffy Trifley I'd say the Inspector is sleuthing round onn eez hanzan knees looking for clues - ya reckon? Jood

Hi Joodles...my new wheels are pretty aren't they? Where's Insp Cloooso gone...I thought he was on the case?

Short pants, Fanny, short pants, not short shorts !!!! lol .. Now she's got so much more ram, she just runs everywhere. Don't believe her - she does have short pants, but I do agree, Catz got her some wheels today - stylish carriage and coach driver. More befitting I think. Any more suggestions Capt Cluedo - errrm Inspector Voodoo wotever ya name is??? Great news Lara. Jood

Trifley ~~~~waves to Mary...have fun....gets lots of gold

Just wanted to pop back in and let you know Mary My SIL 's hubbie rang to tell me the operation went well Mary is now pain free the pain down her leg and the pain in her back is gone instantly which is clear indication all went well and they removed the cyst now comes the part where she can't play golf for nine mths at least ohhh she'll be hard to live with as its her passion, any way I will keep on her back re her water colours and get her up here when I can to do some with me too don't mean to be a pain in the backside going on about this but this is more like my sister than SIL we are very close , and I was very nervous about them operating on her spine after all she's been thru already . Thank God she is fine and I can now go a to bed and worry about the prodigal until he gets home LOL ny nite all Love Lara still reading page after page LOL

Well I accidently wiped my last post so have to start again. Tony What a detective you are...I think youv got it..the poor girl is getting on in years so we have to make allowances..a little bit of dementia do you think..shell be right,, a red pill will make her feel good.. I am off on hols on sunday for a coouple of weeks but I will be able to watch from afar as Dunolly has a puter center we can use..Ya cant get rid of me that easy..Its a nice one to as they make us tea and coffee when we go there.. I will be fossicking for gold and OH will be socialising.. we have so many friends there it will take a week to get round them all..then it is time to come home.. I think I will call it a night so see ya in the morning.. Love Mary xxxx

Hi Yvette...no, not shorts....my pretty new wheels :) Now ...the rumours.....Laurie could be pregnant, but I think it's more likely that she's upset because she can't find a painter for her windows....heee

Aaahhh....the plot thickens....Insp Cloooso...do ya think she might have accidently wiped her hard drive?

did someone say that Laurie was pregnant? or expecting or something? you know that anybody could read on the this thread on the www and jump to conclusions. you are a kooky lot, i saw a pink light bulb on someones front porch on the way home from work, looked lovely, so am off to get some tomorrow arvo while the boys are playing cricket. Poss. is playing in the band tomorrow night too. can you imagine their little faces when they have pink rooms? What a splendid surprise!!! my oops this morning was when i was alerted to my 2 identical postings. i didn't do it. gr must have. lol. golly i love it when there are car/bike races on. Gets all the armchair rev heads doing laps of shellharbour to impress their mates - grumpy ol' cow. Is there a piccy of your new short shorts Trifley, or is this part of another rumour? love Yvette x

Inspector Cluso - you are very cluey - she probably HAS broken a nail. .. Or she doesn't know what to wear at the mini-meet, or there are no giraffes working, or she's hit a concrete wall - or she's a raving lunatic ! .. pmsl Jood

Mmmmm..Yes Trifley, you might be right? Lets see now...Mmmmmm Assessing the situation...... ********************************************** OH DEAR !! So much stress !!! . . . . Pulling hair out !!! . . . Pacing the floor !!! . . . I just dont know what to do !!! My blood pressure is sky high !!! My knuckles Are white !!! I am so worried and confused !!!!!!!!! Whatever will I do ????????? Heading for the grog to forget my problems ***************************************************** WELL.....from all this, i would say............. Ray has torn up her plastic card....Theres no other conclusion......Yes.......thats it........OR.....she has broken a nail....?? Inspector Cluso.....of Oz

~~~~~waves to Lara I got a pressie from Cat person.....now I don't have to run from thread to thread. Pretty new wheels! Now.....wot's all this with Laurie....let's start a rumour.....she's gonna be a grandma.....heeee heeee

Hi to everyone finally felt I could come on here today without feeling guilty as had a lot to do and still have but it will wait hehe First want to say I hope Sarah Jane had a very lovely 13th Birthday Tony sorry I missed it . Mike's sister Mary went into hospital yesterday and she has hopefully had her her operation Mary is the sister who has already had a bone marrow transplant for Lukemia and then got shingles on the brain and now she has a cyst on the nerve of the spine the worst part is she is really into golf and won't be able to play for at least 9 months so she will be devastated , today I spoke to her on the phone at the hospital and she says she will do some water colour painting and she is really good at that so that will be really good for her . Jill I envy your trip the same sort of thing I would like to do later on again as when I went to the uK and Ireland I was not doing FH so now all the places where my ancesters are from will hold so much interest but it will be a rather long trip as my ancesters come from just about every county in England and Ireland and Scotland too . I did enjoy my trip nth. this year first time for a while as I had no awful disasters like I have had for the last three or four years to spoil it. Billy went crazy in the car as we were approaching our street down the Highway he was so excited he kept jumping on my knee and poking his head out the window and crying ohhhh ooohhh and when we turned into our street he really went nuts and he jumped out of the car and ran to the front door to Josh and we opened the door he rang down the hall and jumped into the family room to Josh and cried and cried it was unbelievable he loves him so much and he runs to him and Josh puts his hands down in front of himself and Billie puts his head up under Josh's hands to tell Josh to Pat him its lovely to see . Gwenda glad you are home to now and even lighter clever girl and good about no clots ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thanks for all the Welcome Homes from all and as I have written War and Peace again I will say bye and talk to you all again tomorrow hello and big wave to all ~~~~~~~~~~~~ hugs for peeps who are sick or feeling poorly and love from Lara P.S. `I have only read up to page five so far so forgive me if havn't mentioned any current events yet will read the rest before talking to you all tomurra

oooh, a mystery, I love/hate misteries

Trifley's been running round in short pants on that OTHER thread for days!!!! Bold hussy Jood

and Trifley put some bigger pants on, lol Jillxx