General Chat

Now, now, Shaz. You know I'm about to retire and can't possibly be spending me money on things other than essentials! LL xxx

Morning everbody, thanks for the invite on the 10th, have to decline as a friend is having a 60th bash that night. Have tried playing around with my name have deleted the surname and put in Jill so I should just come up as JillJill, my nickname from a neice when she was a toddler. It's a start, when I learn how to 'open another window' will try decorating it. Thanks for all the advice, regards Jill Here goes am about to press add msg and will see what I get.

My dear Lew Lew Are you tryring to tell us that a new body, shoes, pants, dresses, and diamonds are not essentials? Not to mention perfume and paint! Get real Miss Mudgee XX Anna Hi Jill Jill - looking good!

New body? Oh crumbs.......no-one said anything about having to have a new body!!! I was only thinking the essential little black number, limmo heels and manicure. *rushes off to do blow job on cobwebs decorating exercise bike and weight bench*

Hi everyone Good grief.....what was wrong with this site last night? Had h**l of a trouble trying to get on. Then I seemed to go back in time to 2005! I'd only had one sherry so it couldn't have been that I was drunk. It seems to be ok this morning. Although I still have that bloody Kong ad! Shaz.....what bewdiful bling! I had to put my sunnies on. You look great. Lara....I like yours too, A bit rebelous...telling the world to f****. You tell 'em girl. Now as for Brisvagas.....I'm going by train from Robina on Friday lunchtime. Anna & I are going to the 'Menopause' show that night. On Saturday I'll be wearing pants (stops the thighs from rubbing together hee hee) and a top suitable for the weather. of course I will be outrageous with the bling. I think a subtle tiara will look good (I'll leave the full crown at home). I intend to relax and have a good time. No one knows me in Brissie so I don't have to worry about the papparazzi hunting me down. I'm going to play with my plate collection today so I'll be back later. <<<hugs>>> and healing thoughts to all of you with the sniffles and colds. ~~~~~~~~waves frome me as I head off, duster in hand. love Trifley

Sheesh, Im glad some people can rush off to clear the cobwebs of exercise bile and workbench, Il have to be content with running around the staircase, lol tried that last night and gave up after 10 times around, sorry gals but this ole black duck needs more than two and half weeks to shed whats on this body, just look for the short fat roly poly waddling in the door Shaz

Yaaayyy Jill Jill. That's the way. Before long you'll be an expert at it. Now.....let me think...If Lew Lew is taking us shopping then wot do I want? Could always use some more bling. Ooooo, how about a facial and a full massage? Manicure, pedicure and perhaps a tasteful little tattoo to remember the weekend. Thanks Lew Lew. love Trifley

That one was yours Shaz. Trifley x

Hi Shazz, Been looking at Q Rail. There are plenty of trains and if you are staying near to Kingscliff there is a connection bus to take you to Robina Station. Rebs, is it Brisbane South station or South bank where we will be meeting? Soup is calling Bye SuzyQ btw I may have deleted character map by mistake. Will take a look this afternoon

Thanks ladies for directions, will run copy and go check out the map this arvo. Bye to all, best get off and do something constructive before the day gets away from me, not saying that speaking to all you mad peeps isnt conscructive he he Toodles the Frazzled one Thanks Trifley, as usual im too slow and didnt pick up on it Like Daahh , they dont call me SLOW for nothing

Bother! Missed another big one 'cause the server in the office chucked a wobbly, bum, poo, wee!!!!! Okay, I give in, bling shopping it is. I have taken a liking to the champagne diamonds, so let's see what we can find. Lew Lew xxx

Guys Im sorry but I had to add this LOL A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an Unexpected little fart escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, 'Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?' Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, 'Sir, what is the price of this Lovely vehicle?' Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, 'Madame, I'm very sorry to say, That if you farted just by touching it, you are going to s**t when you Hear the price Byeee

LOL, Shaz, that was so pathetic, it was funny! LL x

Come on girls have a heart....7 pages in 24 hrs..not only are my eyes tired but my side is sore from laughing... Love all the bling , a girl can never have too much!! The Brissy meet sounds like so much fun I'm really disappointed I cant be there..but those of us who arent going expect full details and photos. Lew will exwife still be in Qld that weekend? maybe you could arrange for hubby to meet her at the table next to the wattlers...just for support of course...lol Where are you all getting King Kong from? I've got cherries I'm at the office today for a farewell party for a staff member, better go have something to eat before the drinks start back in a sec Jude2

Afternoon all, Gwenda, you don't know just how tempted I was to hit that blasted Kong with the coconut!!!!! Only the thought of all the cookies and other nastier stuff that would probably come stopped me!! (btw - nice name - very classy) Today it's jellyfish not sharks but they don't worry me as they don't flick around constantly. Genes must have found a way to embed the ads to get aroung the Block. Glad you found the bling Shazz. LOL. Who was on tablets last night - not me *innocent expression* and boy was the site playing up - somewhere in cyber space are a page of messages for Wattlers - I saw at least 5 messages floating around all disembodied by themselves LOL Hope our Laurie is OK. (update: missed a page of waffle, see Laurie is fine and Jill Jill, well done :) Am at 'work' so talk later, Vonny

Afternoon All, sorry you're in the office Flakey, me too, but I ain't doin' much, heeee, heeee. God, could you imagine if the ex-wife was there with us, LOL. You lot would give her whatfor! Hi Vonny, how goes it? I don't have any jellyfish, just smileys and Garfield! Well done, Jill Jill, you've caught on very quickly. Sorry you're not going to the Brissie Meet, but I'm sure you'll hear us, pmsl. ~~~waves to all~~~ Lew lew x

Hi Lew Lew, I'm not doing much either, just read the paper and done the sudoku puzzle.. Just filling in time really till the nibbles and drinks time about 3. Anyone love music ...the eurovision song finals are on sbs this weekend Semi finals 8.30 tonight and the final is 7.30 tomorrow night. The singer for Ireland is Brian Kennedy who I am hoping will win. We saw him last year at a folk festival and he was fantastic. Something different to watch on the idiot box if nothing else.........unless your all too busy on your putas

Thanks for that Flakey. OH in Sydney tonight, so I intend relaxing with a pizza!!! Yum. Lew Lew x

I wont be cooking tonight either. after all the nibbles we will consume this arvo if OH is still hungry when we leave around 7 he can pick up a pizza on the way home. You down to 6 fridays now Lew? that wont take long, I am soooo jealous

Yep, down to 6 fridays and having trouble being enthusiastic about work! LL x