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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 12 Aug 2017 12:29

My missis just said shes going on a diet..
don't do that i said, there's not much of you now, you'd disappear and all that would be left would be a nagging voice walkin around

Allan

Allan Report 12 Aug 2017 12:38

:-D :-D :-D

My wife says that I'm no good at repairing electrical appliances :-(

Well, is she in for a shock :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 18 Aug 2017 22:52

My wife was complaining to me recently that I never listen to her :-|

At least, that is what I think she said :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 18 Aug 2017 23:52

Typical men! :-D

Allan

Allan Report 18 Aug 2017 23:56

Ban the sale of pre shredded cheese; make Britain grate again :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 19 Aug 2017 00:28

Caroline, I was just about to ask, what's with the 'my wife' jokes.
You know why there aren't a lot of 'my husband' jokes?


Because it's a given!!! :-)

Allan

Allan Report 19 Aug 2017 00:57

Because husbands are jokes in themselves :-P :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 19 Aug 2017 00:59

Exactly!! :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 19 Aug 2017 13:05

See give them enough time they get there... :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 19 Aug 2017 20:34

"my girlriend doesn't think twice about borrowing my Tee shirts..".

but when i tried on one of her dresses, its................



"we have to have a little talk!!!"

Caroline

Caroline Report 19 Aug 2017 21:25

:-D :-D

Itchy finger must be on holiday....

Allan

Allan Report 19 Aug 2017 22:47

Men have to slow down their thought processes to allow women time to catch up :-P :-D :-D

As for itchy finger, perhaps the title of the Thread is great camouflage ;-)

Caroline

Caroline Report 19 Aug 2017 23:57

Allan .......behave :-D

Allan

Allan Report 20 Aug 2017 00:21

Men Behaving Badly :-0 :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 20 Aug 2017 01:26

:-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 20 Aug 2017 17:18

Yeah I suggested changing our bed, for a trampoline........phew, talk about hitting the roof!

Allan

Allan Report 26 Aug 2017 01:26

One day a large cod was swimming around when he saw a squid

"How's it going, squid?", asked the cod

"Not so well!." exclaimed the squid, "I feel awful and I'm just on my way to see the doctor"

"Sorry to hear that," said the cod. "Hop on my back and I'll give you a lift"

This was duly done, but instead of taking the squid to the doctor, the cod delivered the squid to a large shark.

With a shrug of the shoulder the cod dropped the squid off his back and said to the shark.........



....."Here's that sick squid I owe you"

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 26 Aug 2017 03:03

:-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 28 Aug 2017 14:30

Where did Barbra's post go? :-(

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 28 Aug 2017 17:28

Y'Know,
is it OCD,?
when making sandwiches...do you match up the slices of bread, according to the shape?
Ive just realised I do it.............all the time!!!!