General Chat

Lol Rudes......is there such a thing???

'Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book by it's cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day, But by night I'm a hell of a lover............. I'm just a sweet transvestite........ From Traaaan..syl...vaaaniaaa' Thank you Tim Curry

Oh my God - she's been at the cooking sherry again...!! Try to sleep it off Trifley - you'll feel better in the morning! :>)) Anna

I just love Tim Curry in that movie but WHY do men think suspenders are sexy? I always found them uncomfortable. Thank the gods for panty hose. (Trifley heads off to have another sherry)

Trifley, Look girl......the hairy legs, bums etc and fishnet stockings combo is NOT a good look. Annas right, whatever you've been drinking, go sleep it off. pmsl!!!

(Trifley comes back with a sherry in one hand and Berocca in the other) Wot's up with you lot.......don't you like my singing?

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Put it this way Trifley...... Don't give up your day job..!!

And here's me thinking I sounded luverly.....but then I am a little hard of hearing.

Hummph Miss Congeniality or whatever you are calling yourself these days.... some peeps just have to grab the auspicious numbers. See if I care.......

Wait 'til Crew finds out Rebs got it. She'll spit chips!

Hi everyone visitors have gone to bed so I have a minute before I go to.. Rebs.. Loved my daily joke.. keep it up... Have unpacked as we didnt win lotto.. never mind my visitors are staying until tuesday or wednesday so I really couldnt have gone anyway..next week will be fine thanks...... You all seem in fine form so I will just say.. nite nite.. see you all tomorrow... Love Maryxxxxx

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Oooohhh Trifley ... You're not that little old lady who went to lthe Doctor and said.. 'Oh Doctor, I have a dreadful problem with gas. I have to pass wind all the time and it smells dreadful but at least they are silent and you can't hear them' Doctor prescribed some anti-flatulent medicinal compound and little old lady went back to the doctor full of gratitude. 'Oh Doctor - that medicine you gave me is wonderful. No more smelly gas.' 'Right' replied the Doctor. ' Now we have to try to fix your other problen' 'What's that' replied L.O.L. 'You're deaf.' said the Doctor.

Yuck.....got raspberry spit all over my puta! Nefeeerrr (yells for slave to clean screen)

No...I don't have a problem. I just blame the dog!

Trifley - have you gone to bed? Nobody wants to play with me. Guess I'll just have to gather up the energy to get off the computer chair and stagger to the bedroom. It's been a long day - shifting furniture and cleaning son's old house. Good night Sleep tight Don't let the bedbugs bite. If they do Grab a shoe And bash 'em til they're black and blue. You can tell I get pathetic when I'm over tired!!!

humph! Hours later and there's till no one around! GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY LOT!! I'm off for the day to finish cleaning the house son is moving out of. Chris is in Melbourne to attend a friend's 60th birthday party. Katherine is going on a school camp at 6am tomorrow so I will be all alone. However I think there will be more than enough for me to do with helping son unpack etc. Have probably missed you Vonny - but have a great break! Don't forget the lotto entry - is Lara going to help you with it? Morning Trifley - how's the hangover? Have you stopped singing bawdy songs? Perhaps singing is too kind a word for it - shall I say murdering bawdy songs....!! Rebs - are we going to have time to visit the art galllery? By the time we meet, talk, eat, talk, drink and talk and have another drink we probably wouldn't be allowed in any self respecting art gallery anyhow!!! Hiding Miss Crewella?? Not game to show one's face after that disasterous trip to the lotto counter????? Hello to everyone else - have read all your messages but I have to get moving and I haven't got time to talk to everyone individually - so have a great day and will catch up tonight. Cheers Anna

*wanders in, head hung low, eyes puffy from all the crying* I'm sssoooooo sorry. I'm a disappointment to myself. Only 3 numbers, oh the shame of it all. Never trust a virgin. Will you all please forgive me? Rebs, I don't care no more for the 100's, I'm only aimin' for the 1000's! ppppp Yeah, thanks Tony. Me thinks you just put a crack in the family tree! lol. Back to the records! Oh well, it'll give me something to do in my RETIREMENT! haaa haaa. Trifley, will you pleeaaasssse stop singing. It's enough to wake the dead. Hey, that mightn't be a bad thing. Could help with the family tree research! Hope you all have a wonderful Sunday. Lew Lew xxx *wanders out with soggy tissue, sniffling ... *

*shuffles back in, head lower than before* Boy, now nobody is talking to me. Oh me, oh my *big sigh, wanders back out searching for the nearest razor blade* :-(((