General Chat

Oh Sandra, I hope you haven't put any one off having a mammogram. But how true. Funny trifley, I couldn't find any dogs either, nefer's brothers not bad. Wonder why men would find dogs in there? I got the chocolate one right as well 31. LOL It's amazing. SuzyQ

Hello everybody, Wet and wintry here too, but no-one on the sick list ( yet ). Wilson you and all the other farmers good luck with your winter ploughing hope it drizzles even more. Laurie sounds like Memory Lane is a great place to be, how lovely, enjoy it all (especially the emotions lol). When you mentioned Ray and the demo I thought Mexicans in Las Vegas but no you mean Indonesia lol. Anna it sound lovely bushwalking in Toowoomba. We considered going there to live once upon a time, but came to Albury instead. Lara glad the boobs have recovered, it's not pleasant, I keep hoping they'll find a replacement test before I'm due for my next mammo. Judy YV I'll pm you tonight if I get time cos I'd like to see the Y'wonga pics too. Then Bz will be able to send you THE car photo...pmsl!! Had parent-teacher meet and greet this week, why do I always feel so terrified of teachers still after all these years lol. DD14 doing well though, has a busy term ahead and Choir goes to NZ on June 26 - aha (light bulb goes on) - I'll be able to use the computer at home all week she's away. OK, gotta go. Had very productive day getting started on the stocktake ready for 30 June. It used to be a nightmare, but now the computers help heaps. Keep warm everyone, Heather

Oooh ouuuuch Sandra, pmsl, gee I'm really looking forward to my next mammogram now!!!! Heather

Me again, You will never think of chocolate in the same way again. It was a White Knight and Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree were on a river cruise , they met on the Top Deck. It was After Eight, she was from Quality Street; he was an OLD Jamacian. The walked hand in hand down Milky Way and around The Family Block. They stopped in at the Mars Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. She asked if he could pass her a Coaster, he said Sure....Take 5'. They decided to leave as the music was so loud & neither of them liked M&M. On the way out he brought her some Roses. She said they were her Favourites. They walked down to his sports car, it was a Red Ferrero. He made some small talk, and tried to make out like he was a Smartie. She spoke a little but dident say much as she dident want to Polly Waffle on.He suggested they should go somewhere quite. She said if you play your cards right you might get lucky after tea. He replied, After Dinner?....Mint. At this point he knew she was a Cherry Ripe. There is about 3 more paragraphs to this and just relized that it might be a bit rude to put on here. So better not proceed. Cheers Sandra in the Gong.

You chicken, Sandra, pmsl. I was looking forward to what was going to happen next. Did it have anything to do with Rollo's??? Lew Lew x

Oh Lew, no nothing to do with Rollo's, will I be game enough and put the last bit in do you think Sandra

Yeah, go one, I dare ya!

Oh well here goes, I will get sent to the Naughty Corner for this, Continuation of chocolate story. He asked her name 'Polo', I'm the one with the hole', she said, 'And I'm the one with the Nuts'. he thought. Then he touched her Milky Bars, They felt Smooth & Creamy. He thought to himself, they'll definitly melt in your mouth & not in your hand. He told her he had a King Size Bar, but she thought he might be telling Fantales. They checked into a Motel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It was'ent long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her KIT Kat. She started to play with his Fruit and Nuts. But then she said 'stop' he thought she was a malteaser, but he wanted to Jaff-er. So he showed her his Curly Wurly. Mrs Rowntree was'ent keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Bouleard. He thought this was Fantastic as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he finished his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted Moro but he needed to take Time Out. However he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and gave her a Gob Stopper. He was exhausted, so he rolled over for a Flake Now I will have to make a run for it to the naughty corner Bye for now sandra in the Gong

Ooooh - that one made me snicker..!!

Oh Sweet Sandra, what have they done to you PMSL luv Laurie

well done Sandra....pmsl

very clever.....pmsl

Was that one for Mary, Sandra? Haven't seen any sign of Rebs' usual joke of the day, but that has certainly made up for it!!!! PMSL, Lew Lew xxx

Oooo, just had a thought! Wonder if the Flake was a praline one!!!! heeeee heeeee

I was surprised there was no whip involved...lol

You would be, lol. Thanks again for the Flake!!!!

What ya mean...lol I prefer our plain flake.

Ya know, kinda puts you off some of them, don't it! lol

I know what you mean....we have wafer biscuits in the office all the time, dont think I want the pink ones anymore. But I can still enjoy a whip...lol Time for Deal or no Deal...I watch while I cook tea, like to see how greedy peeps are, some of them loose all the money they had a chance to take home.

Morning eveyone :-) Well we've got the warmer weather but the sun's atill making it's mind up on whether or not to put in an appearance lol. Then again it's local elections today so it may not bother. My polling station is about a 5 minute walk away so I'm definitely voting because I hoping Labour will get another shock again this year. For decades they have always being the party in power on our council and got way too complacent. Until last year that is when they had to split the council with the Lib Dems which I'm sure did them a lot of good. Hoping it'll happen again this year so they don't just think it was a blip. The good thing about local elections is that they are annual so whoever you vote in can be voted out again after a year :-). Laurie sounds to me like those vilagers get the best deal, paid twice for one job lol. Lew glad to hear you're feeling better. Lara glad to hear your m wasn't too bad. Jude3 congratulations on the new twig :-) Wilson nice to hear you've finally had some rain, seems like some of my dances have finally paid off lol ;-) Vonny have funputting the table up...........just think of all those family meals and the memories they produce. Sandra love the chocolate story................. which leaves me with the thought of the day.................... Aren' you glad that M&M's are called just that and not S&M's *innocent smile* *waves to all* Juliexx ;-))))))))))