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and it aint me either. Tony Oz....:>))

Oh for God's Sake, you lot. I may be slightly unbalanced, but at least I'm medicated! Hey, wanna share drugs? Crew x

Happy Now!

Still unbalanced Babe. Need to up your meds.

Nope - I'm (on the) level, you see. But wotch it Lew Lew - all these guys after ya munnee. Jood

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Thanks for the numbers Tony and Jude Yv and very nicely scanned to....I might add! Just so's anyone reading this thread who don't know us all proply......I am not one of THOSE Queens. Not that there is anything wrong with that! I'm just not one of them! Now....who is going to organise the red carpet at the casino for when we arrive? And if we need to do a royal we, is there going to be a special throne room? Not that I want any of you to go to any trouble. After all.....it's just little ole me. Don't worry Rebs........I know how to behave. I've had enough of Graeme's spread sheet and his family of Yeo Yeo's so I'm heading off for coffee. 'Byeeeee Love Trifley

Not fair! Rebs has been lurking with intent again. Going to go to bed and sulk now. You can all stay here and talk to Napoleon or Hitler or whoever else he thinks he is. :>( Anna

Sorry Anna, you know what they say.............. when you're hot, you're hot !!!

Now, now, Anna. You toddle off to bed and don't worry about the bad boys. Just ignore Rebs, she can be a bit, well, errr, ummm, you know, pinickitibie! Lew Lew (witth the blingie bits)

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Lew Lew, Ahhhhhhh hem, you know, that's an awful lot of blinging bits you have there. :) Vonny

Off to the Corner for you, Miss Rebs and with a smack along the way, Girlie! LL

Oh Trifley You're breaking me up!! Trust you to think of the Royal Wee. I'm sure there will be Royal Doulton of the finest quality awaiting your pleasure in the Throne Room. Rebs - have you got that red carpet organised? You might notice Rebs that I have forgiven you - I am not one to hold a grudge. (Quietly scheming and planning as to how I wil get her at the meet) Night all Anna

Whats all this ME.....MINE...stuff. Has someone found Gold..!!! Joodle. Gotcha Email mate..and i will av a look in me little black book, and see what i can find..... Tony Oz....(singing)...Ships in the night.......:>))

Don't worry about it, Tony. Some very 'small' brain was waiting for 3,700 posts, pmsl. LL

Gosh ................... no-one would have a clue wot weez been talking about ...... dangly bits, munneee, royal wees, straitjackets, ships and queens .... no wunner no new peeps join usses in this thread!!!! Thanks Tony me mate ... Its these Bullards I'm a-chasing that are causing all the problem. Early days yet tho. Ohhhhhh by the way - luv ya new name Elle Elle Jood

Hi all - just popping in on my way to bed. With a bling and a bling and a bling, bling, bling. Nighty nite.

Evening Wattlers Little Giggle A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes it is.' Boy- 'I have a baseball.' Man- 'That's nice.' Boy- 'Want to buy it?' Man- 'No, thanks.' Boy- 'My dad's outside.' Man- 'OK, how much?' Boy- '$250.' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy- 'Dark in here.' Man- 'Yes, it is.' Boy- 'I have a baseball glove.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?' Boy- '$750.' Man- 'Fine.' A few days later, the father says to the boy, 'Grab your glove Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth.' The boy says, 'I can't. I sold them.' The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' The son says '$1,000.' The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.' They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again.' Nitey Nite Shaz