General Chat

Thankyou Tony I was going to say something rude about you claiming to be the only sane one on the thread, but I can't say something awful about you now that you've complimented me on me new bits. After all, you can't help having delusions about being Elvis Presley, Jack the Ripper, the Man from Snowy River and the Wild Colonial Boy can you. Poor man. Perhaps Lew could share her medication with you. See ya Anna

Morn...err afternoon Folk !!! just popped in for a quickie, otherwise it's impossible to catch up. Welcome Jill, to the nuthouse. You'll find all varieties here. Victorian nuts, NSWelsh nuts, Tassie nuts, sweet nuts, dry nuts, and so on. I'm a choccy covered variety. Naughty on the outside, pure nut inside, but you never really know what you're getting till you lick the choccy off. ;-) We are having a Brissie meet on 10th June. Meeting at Sth Bris station, then discracefully making our way across by ferry to the casino to dine and cause havoc at Blackjacks. If you feel comfortable enough with us by then you are more than welcome to join us. Anyway, gotta dash. Catch up later, love Rebs x *waves madly, rushing off into the distance*

Awww Tony - dontcha luv MY new bits??? Anna's look susthpiciushly like one of my spares!!!! Anna the cold still hasnt developed in my head, still just in my throat .... hope you know what I mean. I have had 2 sleeps today ... not doing a thing. (not that I do much on a normal day, but today, me says 'me sick' .. and that's good enough. Rebs ... well guys, did you notice she said she was nutty? ..... didya???? You heard it straight fromma mouth. Jood

Oh, sorry, Anna. Me thinks your new bits look very attractive. Thanks for the compliment, Tony. I'm very happy with my little makeover. Jill, you must see if you can make the Brissie Meet. I'm flying up from Mudgee and I don't know anyone who's going either, other than Laurie, 'cause she came to Mudgee last week to visit her niece who lives here. I'm sure we wouldn't cause you too much embarrassment, lol. Nice to seeya Rebs. You bin bisy or somethun? Catch ya later Lew Lew xxx

He He JOOdles Similar - but different to avoid copyright issues! XX Anna

Now ladies, we don't want in fighting over the bits, do we! LL xxx

Good Afternoon Wattlers and Welcome Jill. I am the sane one Jill, I live near Beaudesert and I will be at the Brissie meet to keep order. What were you lot on last night? and were can I get some? Went for my flu jab and now I have a swollen itchy left arm. They tell me that shouldn't happen but it always does. I have also changed my Diabetes meds so I will have to remember to do some tests. Not much H*******k done today but I will make up for it tomorrow, unless we decide to go out. Funny names Anthony Mundine Tootsie Chuckledunkin. But I wouldn't say that to his face. How did breakfast go Laurie? And the cocktail party, can't forget that. Mary, I hope you got some help with the 11 for dinner. One day you may get to slow down a bit. Catch you all later SuzyQ

Ok, Ok, more bits. Vonny can't be the only one not dressed to the nines pmsl mmmm too many bits obviously

OOooh Vonny .......... you look like ya gotcha bits slung over one shoulder ... how fashionable. Well SuzyQ ... we haint heard from the other Queen since the Cocktail Party last night .. dunno wots wrong. Jood

Won't let me do what I want!!! *stamps foot, throws a tantrum* feel bettter now :)

The Tequila Test. ` Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, And sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks. 'What's up with the jar?' Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money. The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. 'What are the three tests?' Pay first, those are the rules, says the bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar. 'OK,' the bartender says. Here's what you need to do: First, You have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, The whole thing, all at once...and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third. There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her. The man is stunned. I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot, I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things... 'Your call,' says the bartender, 'but your money stays where it is.' As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks, Wherez zat tequila? He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then silence. Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body. 'Now,' he says. 'Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?' Jood <off to the naughty room>

She's probably nursing a sore head, Jood. Changed me bits again. This lot have a bit more pazazz! Lew Lew x

Hey, some of my bits didn't work!! Vonny, it must be catching!!!! LL

Thanks again for all the lovely welcomes, like a lot of you i have had a stinker of a cold all week thats how come I've found you lovely people, just been playing around on the computer, haven't done any housework ugh! dirty word that, for days, thanks again, got to go, have to pick my daughter up from work and give her a driving lesson, scary but getting better, Jill

Oh Jill, mmm, driving lesson. Good luck and hold on tight. Blast, just tried to change me bits again, but all I'm getting is a 'b'. Mmm wonder what that stands for. *wanders off, pondering this* Lew Lew xxx PS, Not much legal work getting done here today. Well, I've done one settlement, what more do they want!

Like my bits girls??? I really wanted diamonds but it wont let me so dollars are the next best thing....I'm really just getting in practice for sat night after we win lotto and Tony and Lara have paid up after that game we wont mention...lol Hi Jill we're really all very nice ,we chat lots and sometimes even do some family tree stuff... Off home soon just got a few thing s to finish up and I'm off Jude2

PMSL, Jood. That was very funny. LL

Ooo, they're nice bits, Flakey. Very appropriate. LL

Oooooh Vonny, tempa tempa!!! You and LL seem to be having a bitta trouble with your bits eh? Jood

Okay, how's this? Too Much? LL