General Chat

They are called 'Budgie Smugglers' now, Kathryn, as famously worn (almost) by one of our ex-prime ministers, who, like Mr Putin, considers himself to be a bit of an action man!:-S

I will indeed be including some swimwear just in case the ship sinks. :-0

Despite the traumas of my last rail and sail holiday, as documented in my all-time best seller and published on this site, we've signed up for another one This one is going in the opposite direction from Perth to Sydney. :-D :


I think that OH thought that we would obtain a discount following our last harrowing adventure :-D :-D

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The aforementioned PM, Mr Tony Abbott is a member of the Australian life-guards (the beach ones, not to be confused with the UK Household Cavalry) He is also a member of a local volunteer fire brigade, and does a lot of bike riding for charity.

It appears the in at least two of these roles he enjoys wearing lycra and very skimpy costumes :-D :-D

As the boards are back to their snail's pace again, I thought that a couple of jokes might make things move along a tad:

I spotted an ex girlfriend on the other side of the museum. I was going to say hello but there’s too much history between us!


I’ve left my job at the cat sanctuary because they reduced meowers

is this a Joke?
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50% off....off what? what's the full price? what's the actual cash saving?

Allan :-D :-D

No Allan...you can do better.... :-D

Better than What?

I'm just whiling away the hours until the next post :-D :-D

The way things are going the next post could be the Last Post for this site as it is laid to rest :-( :-D :-D

Better jokes......and it's just slow not dead.....maybe no one has anything going on right now...it's the boards silly season.

Honestly, why should I waste what little talent I have with good jokes and stories when no one comments on the lousy ones? :-| :-| :-D :-D

I'm assuming that there must be some good programmes on TV, but years ago Friday nights were really roaring on here

Because I and others will appreciate them Allan :-)

'ere 'ear, Caroline..

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Me too :-D

Genes reunited is so predictable the way some people act & post on here childish ,well it makes you want to go to bed to sleep perchance to dream of something other than Blandness ;-) :-D :-D

Bland is fine by me, Barbra ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Oh Allan you're anything but bland.....

I am so annoyed I forgot to get some onions today so its cheese & no onion pie on Sunday* Senior Moment *:-D :-D :-D

It's ok, Caroline, I'm in one of my 'moods' :-0 :-D :-D

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