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Hi waffle wattlers.....I have just spent 20mins looking for Reb's thread and then discovered it had been shafted! Is that some kind of censorship? Ah well if the person who complained can't take a joke at least we have broad enough shoulders to take the snub. You can't keep an Aussie down that way ha ha ha:) One of my nephews dropped in this morning with some bread he had home baked. Crusty outside, soft, warm and tasty inside. We attacked it with a knife, butter and a generous helping of cocky's joy! Yumyyyyy :)))) Sticky fingers....slurpppp. I'm getting all arty farty again today.......I have to paint the back of the mosaic I did so it can go outside. See ya all later Tony........I'm off like a Bondi tram :)))))

Good morning Joodles ,and everyone else on here,from [Bloody fred] in sunny [not] newcastle. I only caught the tail end of the thread but it seemed as funny as an ozzy chewing on a wasp lol some people have no sense of fun at all. I have my son coming today for his birthday lunch and tea,a nice fresh british chuck[no french garbage allowed]and to this end i selected a nice oz chrardonny called oxford landing,so i hope your vineyards arn't going to let me down,i had a nice sharez last month and that was real nice. im beggining to get a real taste for good winebut won't buy french on principle. I take it you are all sliding down into autumn over there,sorry about that peeps but it's our turn now for balmy evenings and hot glorious days [sigh] Fred is looking out of the window and on this nice early spring morning it is snowing [yuk] Looking through the baird records i see that most of my family came from Angus and can find no records of scots from my branch emigrating over to oz, or any going to the states either ,which is a blow.so i will have to make do with a few cousins scattered about over there in new zealand and oz,i hope this enables me to become a sort of honarary member lol i promise to behave myself Well ,i have to be off now,time to get that chuck in the oven and i havn't even started on the stuffing yet[ home made country style of course] Have a nice weekend all .Fred. .

Good Evening just decided to have a look at what you were all up to and good grief Ive missed it all just been having a float around while Tiger was at golf and not making me feel awwww fully guilty floating around with a Brown Bros in hand and great book in the other while he works his butt off doing the surrounds paving steps brickwalls etc as she sneakingly gets the whip and says c'mon Tiger you can go faster than that move it boy get your a***se into gear boyo or no golf tomorrow for you lol oh oh sprung by you lot nooooo he's not my slave he's being well rewarded with bread and butter pudding and pavlova see get your minds out of the gutter you lot hehheheh Reb your thread has been reinstated the powers that be must have really read and decided you would have to be a D/Head to take it off and an absolute hypocrite into the bargain like their census on our tv ad just a load of bunkum. Who is Les from Yarrawonga I need to know this please he must be someone I know or he might be someone I don't know at all heheh is it you Les Weekes I will find out so you had better own up mate please tell us whoooo you are ????? and where you live lol Tony could you actually understand those peeps giving directions at the MCG not like those at Flinders St Station where you stood for 5 mins trying to understand what in the hell they just said as they were mostly Pakistanies or Srilankans and you normally had no idea which platform or what time train was leaving from? No JA I havn't they will really rock this staid old town eh , but we are not locals havn't been here for 25 years or a couple generations yet, so they will call us all tourists anyway who cares huh they just blame all the bad stuff around here on any one who isn't a local anyway heheh Must go have to get busy drinking Cobram Cream while floating around and checking if pool needs vacuaming ohh its bhaqrd life but someone has to do it,heheheheh LOL bye now Love Lara

Evening Wattlers What a funny day it has been on the threads!! We're on - we're off, What a hoot and it all started with the Aussie tourist ad. All fabulous publicity! Hi Fred - you are very welcome. But you have to tell me what a chuck is??? Over here a chuck is a technicoloured yawn if you know what I mean!! I had an ancestor come from Dundee Forfar - name was O'Connor but I can't find her on Scotlands people. They tell me the name sounded too Irish and they may have changed it!! Lara - what have you been on today?? You're babbling!! What am I supposed to be looking for?? And how did you lose the whole gr?? You've got me confused!!! Not that that's hard to do!! Have a bloody good evening all, Anna :>)

Anna in that post mate I was talking about the naughty corner thread that was supposed to have disappeared off gr Anna fair dinkum I was reading thru the thread and then bang its gone all the putor shut down I thought omg its the bloody tourism ad they are spitting the dummy big time and trying to get rid of us of here altogether ,, I told you I have been on the Brown Bros today while reading Bryce Courtney's latest and loving it while floating around in the pool and completly chilling but maybe the wine and the sun combined well who knows Anna ??? I just got such a shock when putor just went ps..s..ttt and died I thought someone had sabotaged the thread again any way hope you all understood my post and no I'm not p****ed so there and am now going tback to pool as footie is on and not c******w***d so not at all interested hhheee goodnight all love Lara

Hi Anna - I couldnt understand Lara either - and I've forgotten the name of Rebs thread anyway. The naughty corner has never been deleted. ???? I have been watching the 3 substitutes threads which sprang up (one of which also got banned) - the other two are still going. Hiya Fred - can I come for a roast dinner please? - they are few and far between here. I've been telling my g/f from Nottingham already that its your turn to have the hot weather (I've had it) - roll on autumn, and gently, winter! Lara dear, the Naughty Corner has never been deleted - it was the tourism ad that was deleted (whatever it was called) Jood

C'mon the Cats......( Geelong ) 4 min to go Ooooooooh...Jude in Melb will be pleased i said that......:>)) G'day [bloody Fred]. Nice to hear from you mate. C'mon pussies.......cuppla min to go Tony Oz...

Tony - 4 mins to go and you are sitting down here??? Nah, I bet you got up to get a cold one so you could watch the remaining 3 mins lol Jood

Hiya Joodles.I'm sittin on the decking with the lap top, watchin the footy. V.B in hand....The fridge is appox 2metre's away, and when i get up to go to the fridge, the whole decking shudders, and the fridge door automaticly opens, and a cold tinnie cries out to me...C.O.M.E... AND GET ME....you little devil...., lol Barb is Zzzzzzzzz on the couch ( cos she's knackered )....and the stars are out, and i also will be out soon also...hic...burp ( reaches for a tinnie ). Ooooooh...the Cats won. Tony of the Oz. ( burp )

Sorry folks to have confused you but I didn't know about other thread as don't go over the other side that much anymore and thought when I saw the thread from Lew saying that our thread has been deleted that she meant the NC thread so was horrified so do apologize for the confusion ok taking myself to the naughty corner for not reading all the threads and will now go to bed suitably chastised for being so stupid, goodnight all love Lara PS Hello Laurie

Awwww Lara baby - you werent to know - half the time I dont know what the threads are called. I should really stick to the one - I havent got time to be ducking over to other threads all the time - Im a right sticky-beak. Tony you should be Tonyorigible - not Reb. Must be lovely out there under the stars with a beer in one hand - beats sitting in a humid room with an empty mug which had hot milk in it!!!! not a sign of a Baileys anyway (I keep forgetting!) I guess we are all off to bed now Cheers and goodnight Jood

Well i was going to go to bed Joodles, but i better keep checking/monotoring the boards and threads, to make sure people aren't using bad words.....like...bottom....or poo poo...or...boobies...or.. twinkies...or willies......so i can jump on the abuse, and report them. Sleep tight everyone.....Tony is here...listening...watching...waiting.. ........to strike......Hhhhmmmm...ya know! Barb is right, i do talk a load a crap.....:>)) Tony...... the wizard of OZzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Clever wife you've got there Tony, she obviously knows you too well lol. Just taken a look at this ad, don't see a problem myself, heard worse things on our tv programs.

Evening All You may be all in bed by now, I usually am, but my 2 girls went to a MS Fest today, I got a phone call to pick them up early. It goes to midnight and I was going to pick them up at 10.00pm as I thought that was late enough. But they found out what a real rock concert and a mosh pit is like as they got caught in the middle of a big surge forward when one of the most popular bands came on. They had their older brother with them which I am grateful for, he met them there, and when they tried to get out of the pit area no one would move to let them out, which happens, so Antony could see that Tamika was having trouble breathing, which made him a bit mad and grabbed the girls and anyone that would not move to let them out he elbowed them out of the way. He took her to first aid to get checked and them rang me to pick them up. Tamika said she is not going to another concert and didnt know what a mosh pit was. Silly Mum warned them about everything else like not to let their bottles of cordial be in plain view of anyone so no one could put anything in their drink and not to take anything from anyone, also not to hang around the wet area, etc etc, but I didnt mention the mosh pit. Well its late and Im babbling a bit so I am going to bed. Catch you all tomorrow. Cheers Sue

Tony - Told OH that cat at AAMI stadium last night was an omen.

Hiya julie cat. lol......yes of course mate. She is clever, but then...she is only 4ft 9in....and good things come in small packages mate...:>)) Tony Oz :>))

G'day from Paris mates . . . . . You wouldn't read qbout it but this keyboard is different again . . . . We arrived in Paris last night; at 300klms/per/hr the train trip from Brussells was FAST - Was sorry to leave, and will certainly have Brussells on the list of places to go back to. The train trip was better service than bus class on Qantas, excellent ! The Awful tower is right out our bedroom window - only some mug went and built a high rise between us - but it's Paris, where a bottle of wine costs less than a cup of coffee, I had a lovely quiche with salad for lunch, it cost less than the cup of coffee I had after! We got the old 2 day pass on the red bus, and wandered around the city via bus all day - will line up at the Louve tomorrow, can't miss that and on Monday we will line up to get into the gallery of contemp art . . . got to see the originals if you can. (Tony will bring you home some paperwork so you can plan ahead!) We hope to get on a river cruise tomorrow evening - flash night out - thank goodness for big coats! We sat at our window earlier with a nice red, some cheese & bickies and blankets wrapped around us - very cold ! Know why the French are so slim for the most part - they drink plenty of wine and the escalators are always out of order . . . . . Best go see if the lovely Ray is ready to go walking again . . . Take care all - cheers luv Laurie

Laurie nice to hear you're enjoying yourselves. Sue (Tassie Devil) hope your daughters are ok. *waves to everyone else :-)*

So much for your night watching Tony - a thread disappeared under your nose! :-)) Well guys - the 'bloody' thread is still going, but the 'Miserable scumbags' has been scrapped. Sigh................. Glad you are having a ripper time Laurie Jood

Okay, been absent for a day, out on the town and guinness, and my heads (both of them) aren't comprehending all this. Deleted, re-instated, deleted???? Can someone please explain WHAT HAPPENED TO MY THREAD(S)???? Slow and concise please, it may take a while for anything to sink in this morn. And stop typing so bloody loudly!! Hello Fred(s) welcome to the Aussie nuthouse.