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Hi Wafflers I never did find out how Bert came into the equation – and how could he – without Patti & Lauren yuk – itsnt it time she retired (Patti) and him also - Makes me sick how he has all the family hanging on to his coat-tails grinning cheesy grins. I’m just waiting to see if Patti sings at the Logies, and Lauren swans around in a low cut dress with her longggggggg hair and a hat. Arent I a b***ch (no, don’t answer that) Laurie m’ deah! I was talking about Mudgee – methinks will give up the double bed and sleep on me own. The mob wanna know if that date 17th Sept I ok for you – and btw I sent a text msg to you last night asking you to ring Honey Rum before Saturday – did you get it????????/ Exhausted from reading so much stuff – gee you lot talk and talk and talk!!!! I’m off out shortly – so will catch up on the newer news later this evening. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Rebs - our scarves arrived this morning - mine is luverly - havent seen yours as it is still wrapped up. Jood

Hi again - just a quickie A man on his way home from work, comes to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, 'This traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving.' He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, 'Constable, what's the hold up?' The constable replies, 'It's Eddie McGuire. He's just so depressed about his personal life - the thought of moving with Carla & Joseph to Sydney and the state of disruption amongst his beloved Magpies, Channel nine losing the football coverage, having to give up The Footy Show, Who wants to be a Millionaire, and his Triple M radio show, that he's stopped his motorcade in the middle of the freeway and he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay for the new house renovations at Point Piper and to bring his current house in Toorak up to scratch to put it on the market. We're taking up a collection for him.' 'Oh really? How much have you got so far?' 'About three hundred litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning. Jood

For those who weren't around when Bert popped in!! When post number 999 came up, someone calling themselves Bert Newton said 'post Number 999' When post number 1000 came up Bert said 'No. 1000 Congratulations Bert. Then he came on again just saying post number 1001. I saw his post about 1001 disapear - then the previous 2 posts disappeared. Whoever it was joined Genes in 2003 so we were trying to work out who was infiltrating our thread. But - the posts disappeared into the proverbial black hole. Cheers Anna PS Still waiting for news of my M.I.L.

Donna I love it: cuwl going to use it from now on and confuse people :) Shazz and Joodles, you both have way, way, way too much free time! cuwl Vonny

Whyyyyy Vonny - wottid I do or sayyyyy? pmsl Jood

Ooooh Joody Babe. Open my scarf. please. I know it's pink, but I have no idea what shade. Is it really soft and fluffy??? Love the Eddy Maguire joke. Can I make a donation?. Did Burt delete? Hadn't noticed. And i didn't write down the membership no. But it was 15_____yada yada. Membership goes back to Oct? 2003, so quite an old one. I have a thought, but not sure. Well, they deleted me again. But not the whole thread this time, just the one post that was cut'n pasted from the original tourism thread. And they say no one reads the threads of particular people for the sake of finding something to nitpick???? Hmmmm!!

Hi all Joodles thank you for the laugh it made me feel a lot better :-) Hope you dont mind but I cut and Pasted it, as I have a few friends who would like to know about Eddie PMSL, They obviously go for the Pies :-)) Rebs Havent checked the threads since this arvo, so I will have a look to see what the Bloody idiots have done :-) Anna can I blame you for this Virus I've got, maybe it was transferred between putas :-))) only Joking lol. Hope everyone else is well. Catch you later Sue

Good morning everyone :-) well it is here..................... just like to say one thing........... Rebs quiet????? ROFPMSL :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Morning Julie, or good evening from this end, I think everyone is watching dancing with the stars, so dont think you will get many addies until after 9.30 our time Shazz

Hi Shazz I'm off to college soon anyway so won't be here much longer. Anna sending some more positive thoughts for your ex MIL. Juliexx

Morning Julie Evening Shazz No I am here surfing the threads keeping my eyes open for any bad thread lol I have an ear on the TV but I am waiting for All Saints to come on. Cheers Sue

Hi Devly :-) Hope your planning to add to those threads pmsl Realllllly got to go now.................. Maybe c u all tonight Juliexx

Good Evening all, Julie Cat it is hard to believe but our Reb is a quietly spoken girl and the one you see is not how she is all the time it's true eh Reb. Joodles have you been sent to the naughty corner at all. You havn't well there is a first time for everything jokes re EL Presidente is out of bounds as are detrimental C/Wood jokes ok or thou wilt be sent sent there by express naughty naughty Joodles Please can you let's know when Laurie says she will be home. and also if you don't tell me where you got your scarves from as I've asked and asked was it the same place you can get the willie warmers from do you think she the lady who made your scarves (that's if it is a lady) would she like the pattern for said willie warmers heheh. Donna can you send me your email addie as can't find it and need to tell you something about which I recieved an email from friend Hi Sue how's the woggie thing going are you feeling any better? hope Tamika is ok now and yes can understand how she would feel in a crowd like she was in claustrophobic at best bet she doesn't any more concert for a while . otta go and ring poor little Cassie in Brissie builders from hell are upsetting her again Love Lara

thank you Lara!! No one believes me when I say I'm quiet. Anne with no man is the one making the scarfs. fred for that one is on page 1 or 2. at the moment. And I have it on good authority she already has the willy warmer pattern........and an order to make it up. lol!!

Evening Lara Yes Tamika is gradually geting better, but she did say she felt a bit anxious when at school today when everyone was walking down a set of stairs together. My woggie thing is still hanging around, worst luck. And before I forget I sent the pic of the Willie warmers to a couple of male friends, they want to know where they can put an order in lol. Hope Cassie gets things sorted out soon with the builders Cheers sue

Evening Rattles. Lovely full moon out tonight, and after watching *dancing with the stars* and the lovely Jennifer Hawkins, i might go out on the deck and practice my howling....HOOWWWWWLLLLL...... wot a great dancer she is.....:>)) Joodles. Sorry Mate, but i will have to report this to Abewssss.... AAAAABBBBBUUUUUUSSSEEEEE........There... i feel so much better now...:>)) Hi Julie Cat. Have a good day at College mate. Tassie. Sorry to hear your not well mate. Gotta get that voice up to scratch when the Hawk's start firing for the new season. And you shouldnt be talking on here, you should be resting it.....:>)) I asked Babs to make me a willie warmer, and she said o'k, but you will have to grow one first....:>((((( Rebs. I beleive you, and agree that you are a shy and very inward person, and i also beleive Collingwood will win the flag this year..:>)) I see our Berk Newtone has deleted...wonder why? seemed like a nice bloke, and nice to have a celeb drop in on the very famous Wattle group. Anyone remember Zig & Zag....Douglas McKenzie and Jack Perry My Mum went to school with Doug, and she tells me he used to pull her hair to annoy her....lol Jack Perry lived in our street ( 2 doors up ) and the famous Hibiscus rd Blackburn had another celeb living in it, that i shared a Taxi home from Box Hill with one night as a kid. Ronald Biggs ( Great Train Robber )...yes, we lived 6 doors apart. The interpol used to park there cars out side near our house and use extension cords coming out of the houses ( for Coffee or Shaving ) so they could keep an eye on the going ons. One night while standing at the Taxi stand in Box hill, a bloke approached me and said....He'y dont you live just up the road from me, and we can share the next taxi home. No probs i said. Well that was a few days before all hell broke loose, and within the next few weeks, the street was covered with cops. I caught a taxi home again one night, and the same driver said to me. He'y..aren't you the kid that shared a Taxi with someone a few weeks ago......well he said, that was Ron Biggs, and we could have nabbed him. Hmmm.......i thought, on ya own buster....lol Hope everyone has a great day to-morrow, and dont forget to watch the Commonwealth Games opening....its..Ummm.... thrilling. Jus jokin. Tony Oz..:>))

Hi All Whatever date in June is ok by me as far as I know at the moment.I will be there. I didn't send the dog & cat to the naughty corner just gave them a good talking to I didn;t want Lara going crook at me. Tonight they are being perfect angels so maybe they listened to me. Finally we will be able to pick the new car up on Friday I have spent hours on the phone to the solicitor I think he is sick of me ringing not half as sick as i am ringing him all the time even the girls in his office are fed up with him thank god I won't have to deal with him much longer. Will talk to you all soon Please let me know what date you settle on for Brissie. Love Cilla Oh & Lara Jim hasen't been here all week so what you said I have been up to I haven;t can't do it on my own.

Hi all Good news is M.I.L. came through op O.K. but obviously we have to wait for pathology results. Bad news is despite the fact that my cold is almost better I have suddenly developed conjunctivitis and I can only see out of one eye so it will be off to the doc tomorrow to get some anitbiotic eyedrops. GRRRRRR! A change to the 10th June for the Brissy meet up is OK with me. O.H. has a cute little knitted number with a blue bow on it but we have always called it a Peter Heater - hadn't heard it called a willie warmer before! Too hard to type with 1 eye so I'll catch up with everyone tomorrow. Sleep tight Anna

Sorry to hear your not well also Anna. Had that rotten conjunctivitis as a kid, and used to bathe my eyes open with warm milk and cotton swabs. Take care mate. Good news for your MIL. Tony Oz :>))

Hi Waffle Wattlers {says Trifley in weak and exhausted voice} Just tried to catch up on all the posts but am still recovering from anaesthetic and feel a little 'out of it'. The 'look up my future with a rubber hose with a camera on the end' proceedure went well........I think. Have to wait for path results. Speaking of which......hope your MIL is ok Anna. Big hugs and good thoughts for her. Threads on...........threads off........who can keep up? Rebs....just look at it as fun. I live by the addage.....'Smile.....it annoys your enemys. They think you're happy'. Small minded pratts! Brissie meet....... I can go either 10th or 17th June. Hadn't thought of train..........(brain was deprived of food at the time!). I would stay in a pub on the Friday & Saturday nights. I need holiday practice for September ha ha. Tired.........not thinking straight. Will catch up with you all tomorrow. Hugs to all the wonderful Wattlers. Trifley