General Chat

Hooray for Jood. Let's hope that luck holds. It's a good start. Hope you're car swapping was successful Jude2. Off to Sydney in a couple of hours, so will chat upon my return and report on the outcome of the retail therapy. Love to all, Lew Lew xxx

Morning all, Georgeous day and i'm going shopping - feel better today to face the hordes. Then I'm going to garden - got some pansy's and things on special yesterday. Anna, Icterus!!! whooo hoooo. Well done :) (see you found your dictionary/encyclopaedia too lol) Hope to see you all tonight :) Vonny

Morning Folk!!! What a lovely day, albeit a little chilly inside. But I bet by this afternoon all the ceiling fans will be on again. lol!!! Wishing hard for the big one to go our way. A win on the lotto tonight would be good as well. Anyone priced real estate out Lorne way recently??? Off to catch up with unanswered mail. A clean out of my inbox would be an idea as well. Incredimail scatters the stuff around like a dogs breakfast. You misplace half of it, and find it a month later. todays thought...........A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands Have a great day everyone. love Rebs x

Hiya Hevs. Why are you still up? Joke............ A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. 'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '115,' she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 8,' she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'. She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' she screams, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

Hellooo, Rebs, and Hevs. :-)

Our New National Anthem................specially for Rudes. Australians all let us rejoice The weekend now is near We've worked all bloody week for this Dear God let's get a beer. Our desks abound in paperwork Our hands are stained with ink In desperate state, we'll fly the cage Advance to Friday drinks!! With joyful strains, destroy our brains Advance to Friday drinks. Beneath our radiant local's sign We toil with glass in hand To be the one to skull the most Fall down, or lose your pants. Tequila shots, we'll drink the lot Our minds forget to think, Beer goggles on, it's time to run Go home from Friday drinks. Headache pains and vomit stains I'm done with Friday drinks!!!

LARA!!!!!! Get off the bloody phone woman before I have to do something drastic.................................................... like doing the dishes!!! Where is everyone today? Am I the only sadsack at home..........:-((

hey all, Just went to renew and it wouldn't accept my credit card. kept telling me my bank wasn't answering!!! Don't they work on weekends? Anyone else renewed on a weekend? My membership runs out on Monday :( Vonny

Hi everyone another nice day here today..warm and no sign of winter.. Rebs Loved the national anthem... Really Ocker..Hope you are not a sadsack anymore.. You have made me laugh so thanks.. I love you ..Is that bb Lara off the phone yet.. Will be a lot better when she gets broadband..she can then sit on the phone and the puta at the same time... Well just had a man come and say he will buy the caravan, so that has made my day...I dropped the price about 5thousand just to get rid of it..Its a big weight off my mind and now I can relax.. Vonny How did the shopping go.. did you buy anything nice.. Where did they have plant sales as I have to get started on the garden again.. Lew Retail therapy is good for us women. and bad for the bank balance..but enjoy your trip.. Joodles..Sounds like you had a good day at the club..Can you be that good when next we go to the Casine for lunch... Well better go and do some work so back later Love Maryxx

Lovely Afternoon all, Another sadsack, home on a Saturday afternoon. I did go out yesterday so I am excused. Congratulation Mary on selling the caravan. I hope that you had put a high price on to start with. You did right to sell it though. My Neville always says that the first offer is the best offer. At least you won't be stuck for weeks trying to sell. Now you can get on with other things. Just don't let it go until the cheque clears. Better still get an electronic bank transfer, then it goes straight into your account. Vonny, to you pay to Australia or the UK, because it won't be Monday morning in the Uk when it is Monday morning here. Does that make sense. Also, I think it will be alright for you to pay on Monday. I let my go for a few weeks last time and I just picked up where I left off. Got some snail mail from an old friend yesterday, hadn't heard from her for ages. It's always nice to hear from old friends. She is now online so we will be able to catch up. She is in the UK. Spent some time in the garden today, trying to get it all tidy, then some friends dropped by, which was nice as we hadn't seen them for a while. I can drop work for friends anyday. I hope you all have your fingers and toes crossed, big night tonight. Well, I am going, lokk in early tomorrow to see how much we have won SuzyQ

Good Late Arvo all, Been working my butt of(I wish)had a nice chat to Rebs except sadly she rang to say she won't be able to make it to Yarrawonga But you know what the cheeky girl said she had been looking forward to being here even though we are a bunch of Geriatics, let's all stay up till at least 10 pm on the Saturday of the barbecue that will show her we are not all over the hill Pmsl also sorry Rebs will call you during week phone conked out Susan I reinforce the warning to you gave to Mary, MARY don't let that van go anywhwere until the cheque is cleared even bank cheques these days need three days to clear when its cleared he can come and get it tell him don't listen to any excuses because I'm afraid these days these horrible con people are everywhere just looking for people to take advantage of. JudeYV thank you for straightning me out I was thinking I'm really around the b****Y bend for sure I've got so many Judy's everywhere, I want you all to give me at least 3 cheers hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray for Lara oh thanks a lot very humbled you need not have, but glad you did because while Tiger who is being such a B****Y martyr( I havn't played for so long OHHHHH) was out today relaxing guess what doing, Moi has slaved away washing Barbie washing outdoor table and chairs and half the deck ready to restain, took fly wire doors off and scrubbed the wire and washed frames covered in cobwebs like everything gets here and am completly B*****ed so sitting writing this before popping one self into spa with a pretendy Baileys on the rocks(cobram cream)and will emerge only when Tiger has cooked tea lol WE do not need to keep our fingers crossed folks Joodles is on a winning streak gee do you all want me to still get ticket for next week when we have won the Jackpot tonight????? oh well we can always give the winnings to charity lol eh . GOOD LUCK ALL got to go spa calling see you all later or 2 morrow luv Lara

Lara, you sly bugger. I did not use the word geriatrics. lolololololololol!! pmsl!!! I'll get you for that. you won't know when or how, but one day your words will come back to haunt you. lol!!!

Rebs - then what did you call them - a bunch of old f*rts??? pmsl Jood

Nah!! I said I had been looking forward to it, even if I was going to be surrounded by oldies.......and I would never call ladies old f*rts. Rudes maybe!!! :>ppppppppp

Anyway Rebs - us oldies can be a lotta fun - I can truly vouch for that - I've met Mary, Shaz, Laurie, Lara, Sandra, Leigh, Wilson, Judes 2&3, Vonny (tho some of them wouldnt be in the real oldie category) Jood

Morning everyone :-) Don't know when you lottery draws but good luck Mary glad to hear you've sold your caravan. Rebs sadsack??? hmmm................................... pmsl ;-p Lara you deserve a rest and to be waited on hand and foot after that :-) Lew Lew enjoy your shopping trip. Well, summers on its way over here, more sunshine today although the wind is strong. Jilly's coming to stay next weekend so I'll be spending some of the week catching up on little jobs around the house and making the house look as though a bomb hasn't hit it lol. Should be fun though me, Jill and Stel lots of drink and a karaoke :-))))))))))), cover your ears is all I can say pmsl. *waves* Juliexx PS Have some of you got sore throats cos you're very quiet most unusual pmsl ;-)

Joods, think I'll just shut up before I say anything to incriminate myself further. lol!!! morning JulieCat. How's the boy??

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Hmmm Rebs is still silent...................... *wonders if this is a record* pmsl ;-)

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